“Our tale tells the (mostly) true story of the campest celebrity trial in history: Gwyneth vs Terry.

Packed full of iconic moments, the questions about Taylor Swift, and the now famous whisper of ‘I wish you well’ – this is a fast-paced parody that sounds as good as Gwyneth’s candle smells. Throw in some jade eggs and future classics such as ‘Do You Know Taylor?’ and ‘I’m Gwynnocent’, and you have yourself a hilarious musical bursting with heart.”